Chief Wiggum Quotations

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  1. You know, it's kind of ironic. These old people are being kept alive by the organs of the people they run over.
  2. He insulted me! He called me chief Piggum....oh wait now I get it ha ha ha!
  3. Ok folks, back away nothin to see here... Oh my god a horrible plane wreck! Hey everybody crowd around, come on don't be shy crowd around.
  4. All right, you scrawny beanpoles: becoming a cop is not something that happens overnight. It takes one solid weekend of training to get that badge.
  5. Take that, ya lousy dimension!
  6. No jury in the world is going to convict a baby.... Maybe Texas.
  7. Becoming a cop is not something that happens overnight. It takes one solid weekend of training to get that badge.


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