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  1. Krusty's tshirts are made by kids for kids. And we pass the slavings onto you. - Krusty the Clown
  2. Even the clapometer is crying, (glove burns) no wait thats battery acid, ahhhhhhh! - Krusty the Clown
  3. I am not an Athenian or a Greek, but a citizen of the world. - Socrates
  4. Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt. - Abraham Lincoln
  5. You're about as happy as you make up your mind to be. - Abraham Lincoln
  6. When we grew up, we wanted to do two things: to own a sports team and a casino. -
  7. Ask not what your country can do for you: Ask what you can do for your country. - John F. Kennedy
  8. All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind. - Aristotle
  9. The good neighbor looks beyond the external accidents and discerns those inner qualities that make all men human and, therefore, brothers. - Martin Luther King Jr.
  10. Cowards die many times before their deaths, The valiant never taste of death but once. - William Shakespeare
  11. Did you know that disco record sales were up 400% in 1976? If these trends continue...Aayyyyy - Disco Stu
  12. Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
  13. Death may be the greatest of all human blessings. - Socrates
  14. A lifetime of working in a nuclear power plant has given me a healthy green glow. - Mr. Burns
  15. What good is money if you can't inspire terror in your fellow man?" - Mr. Burns

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