Woody Allen Quotations

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  1. Don't knock masturbation; it's sex with someone I love.
  2. I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying.
  3. Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.
  4. In the event of war, I'm a hostage.
  5. Eighty percent of success is showing up.
  6. I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.


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