- Don't knock masturbation; it's sex with someone I love.
- I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve
immortality through not dying.
- Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.
- In the event of war, I'm a hostage.
- Eighty percent of success is showing up.
- I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.