- Like my hemp smoking friend here, shine on you crazy diamond (Hippie
- "Looks like someone is living in the past, contemporize man")
- What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man?
- hmmm. . . eternal happiness for one dollar? I'd rather keep the dollar.
- We must crush the freedom fighters before the start of the rainy season.
And a shiny new donkey for whoever brings me the head of Colenol Montoya....
In that I mean, it's time for the worker of the week award.
- What good is money if you can't inspire terror in your fellow man?
- Mr. Burns
- Mankind has always dreamed of destroying the sun
- Ironic, isn't it Smithers? This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes
has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would
be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you.
- You know, I'm no art critic. But I know what I hate.
- Cheating is the gift man gives to himself.
- A lifetime of working in a nuclear power plant has given me a healthy