Mr Burns Quotations

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  1. Like my hemp smoking friend here, shine on you crazy diamond (Hippie - "Looks like someone is living in the past, contemporize man")
  2. What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man?
  3. hmmm. . . eternal happiness for one dollar? I'd rather keep the dollar.
  4. We must crush the freedom fighters before the start of the rainy season. And a shiny new donkey for whoever brings me the head of Colenol Montoya.... In that I mean, it's time for the worker of the week award.
  5. What good is money if you can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Mr. Burns
  6. Mankind has always dreamed of destroying the sun
  7. Ironic, isn't it Smithers? This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you.
  8. You know, I'm no art critic. But I know what I hate.
  9. Cheating is the gift man gives to himself.
  10. A lifetime of working in a nuclear power plant has given me a healthy green glow.

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