- Moe: You ever seen the movie Misery ? (No) Then this will all be new
- The old crayola oblongata!
- Hey, it don't hurt no more. Now I can focus on my crippling emotional
pain. Oh, Daddy, Daddy, why won't you hug me? You hug the mailman.
- I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought
dirt..... I can't compete with that stuff.