Moe Syzlak Quotations

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  1. Moe: You ever seen the movie Misery ? (No) Then this will all be new to you.
  2. The old crayola oblongata!
  3. Hey, it don't hurt no more. Now I can focus on my crippling emotional pain. Oh, Daddy, Daddy, why won't you hug me? You hug the mailman.
  4. I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt..... I can't compete with that stuff.


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