Groucho Marx Quotations

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  1. The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
  2. Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
  3. I cannot say that I do not disagree with you.
  4. I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
  5. A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
  6. The secret of success is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake those, you've got it made.
  7. Women should be obscene and not heard.
  8. A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.


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