Comic Store Guy Quotations

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  1. Hello Santa's Little Helper, if that is your real name. Bart Simpson, why don't you make like my pants and split.
  2. No groaning in my store.
  3. Your emotion is out of place here, son.
  4. Here are some things you may call me on our wedding night. Obi-Wan, Iron Man, Mr. Myxyxpitlyk, and of course, Big Poppa Smurf.

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