Beer Quotations

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  1. Ah, good old trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson
  2. A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - W.C. Fields
  3. Ah, beer. My one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson
  4. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman
  5. Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 1862!
  6. Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

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