- Ah, good old trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer
- A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank
her. - W.C. Fields
- Ah, beer. My one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer
- When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny
- Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 1862!
- Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. -