- I'm Bart Simpson, who the Hell are you?
- Wow! God is so in your face. Homer: Yea, he's my favorite fictional
- Eat my shorts.
- I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and
- Well, you're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't.
- Wow! Sacks! Burlap sacks!
- Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to
worship Jesus Christ.